Kitchen Experimentation Pillows

Man's cooking explodes.

All sizzle and no roast

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Lockdown casserole

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

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Tzatzikicicle

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'