Culinary Experimentation Pillows

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

'I don't mind reversing roles...it's just that I'm getting bored with all the usual ways of doing chicken.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"You had to know I meant add cooking oil, junior. . . not motor oil!"

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Before/After

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Man's cooking explodes.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'