Culinary Experimentation Pillows

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

'I don't mind reversing roles...it's just that I'm getting bored with all the usual ways of doing chicken.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"You had to know I meant add cooking oil, junior. . . not motor oil!"

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'