Food Experiments Pillows

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'You know, sometime we ought to make gruel SMOOTHIES.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Tzatzikicicle

The Inexperienced Cook

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Avocado Timeline

Funky Chef 2

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'