Food Experiments Gifts

If you promise the potluck stays low-key, I'll go. Promise? There will be no competitive culinary craziness? Absolutely not! Ok! Great. So what'll we bring? Simple recipes. Grilled garlic-lime tuna with Moroccan chermoula cilantro-cayenne marinade. Let the games begin!

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

'You know, sometime we ought to make gruel SMOOTHIES.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

Tzatzikicicle

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?