Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.
Food And Drink Experimentation Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about culinary adventures and beverage creativity? Explore our selection of fun and witty items perfect for those who love experimenting in the kitchen or with drinks. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find just the right token to celebrate their playful approach to food and drink.
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'
Careful, the plate's probably still hot.
'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'
"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."
"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."
Before/After
"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"
"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."
Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
Ten out of ten for effort...
Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"
'No creamed peas for me today!'
The Inexperienced Cook
"You're really not too extreme, huh?"
Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?
Tzatzikicicle
'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'
"You sure you don't want any Pi?"
Funky Chef 2
"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."
"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"
When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.
"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."
Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.
"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."
"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."
"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"
Roadkill Restaurant
'What the devil is that?
Guy Fieri
One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.
'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'
Food And Drink Experimentation Gifts Collection
Food And Drink Experimentation Mugs
Browse our collection of humorous mugs perfect for food and drink experimenters who love their coffee, tea, or cocktails with a side of wit.
Food And Drink Experimentation Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add personality and humor to any kitchen or living space of food and drink enthusiasts.
Food And Drink Experimentation Prints
Decorate with our eye-catching prints that celebrate the playful side of food and drink experimentation.
Food And Drink Experimentation T-Shirts
Explore our fun t-shirts that match the quirky spirit of culinary explorers and beverage inventors alike.