Food And Drink Experimentation Pillows

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Ten out of ten for effort...

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

The Inexperienced Cook

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Funky Chef 2

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Roadkill Restaurant

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Guy Fieri

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'What the devil is that?

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'