Drinks Experimentation Pillows

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Science Fair Judgements

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing