Food Experimentation Pillows

Ten out of ten for effort...

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

"I've started a new diet. I'm supposed to put Worcestershire sauce on everything I eat."

"I'd always wondered what a balloon would taste like and now I knew. A little bit rubbery but surprisingly light."

"Don't we have anything new and improved for dinner?"

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

'A potato made entirely out of minced beef, designed to complement out faux-meat potato burger.'

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

Kitchen Consultations

"You can juice most things, but not a burger with fries!"

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

'I'm putting you on food substitute.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"What do you recommend that is unspoilable?"

'I sometimes think they take genetic engineering too far.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

All I'm saying is why don't we do something different this year. How do we know the pilgrims didn't enjoy a nice lobster bisque once in awhile?

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Toilet Paper

"I call it a 'Circus Peanut'."

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

Funky Chef 2

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

From coach potato to kitchen potato!

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."