Experimental Cooking Pillows

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

Tzatzikicicle

"Who had the rainforest vinaigrette?"

'It's stew with a difference tonight - I've fried it.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Because tomatoes are out of season."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Baloneystini

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Diet considerations.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

The Inexperienced Cook

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Avocado Timeline

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."