Experimental Cooking Gifts

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

Tzatzikicicle

"Who had the rainforest vinaigrette?"

'It's stew with a difference tonight - I've fried it.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Because tomatoes are out of season."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

Baloneystini

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Diet considerations.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook