Food Experimentation Gifts

Ten out of ten for effort...

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

"I've started a new diet. I'm supposed to put Worcestershire sauce on everything I eat."

"I'd always wondered what a balloon would taste like and now I knew. A little bit rubbery but surprisingly light."

"Don't we have anything new and improved for dinner?"

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

'A potato made entirely out of minced beef, designed to complement out faux-meat potato burger.'

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

Kitchen Consultations

"You can juice most things, but not a burger with fries!"

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

'I'm putting you on food substitute.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"What do you recommend that is unspoilable?"

'I sometimes think they take genetic engineering too far.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

All I'm saying is why don't we do something different this year. How do we know the pilgrims didn't enjoy a nice lobster bisque once in awhile?

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Toilet Paper

"I call it a 'Circus Peanut'."

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

Diner. How can you call this a burger with "everything" when it doesn't have chocolate chips?!!

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Frank & Ernie's St. Patrick's Day Special: Irish Stew with Chili Beans. What's this dish called? "Chili Con Blarney".

Oh, I remember you. You're the guy who orders cheese on everything. What'll it be tonight? French onion soup. Hold the soup. Menus.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir...They're just too warm and syrupy.'

Funky Chef 2

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

"Let's start a new tradition! You're each responsible for one thanksgiving dish!"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

From coach potato to kitchen potato!