Food Experiment Enthusiast Gifts

"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The Inexperienced Cook

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Undercover Biophysicists

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Funky Chef 2

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'