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"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

The Inexperienced Cook

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Undercover Biophysicists

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Funky Chef 2

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'