Culinary Experiments Gifts

Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.

Rustic. . .The word you use when the recipe goes wrong.

Dave enjoyed crackers in his soup.

Lockdown sandwiches

"We had sex in our kitchen the other day. . . the egg-timer was broken. . . !"

'You was right, Ma! It makes rocks taste a LOT better!'

'Careful. Janet's Broccoli Bean casserole is so lethal, Al-Qaeda's looking for the recipe!'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"

Future world records

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Food-Snob Fear Factor

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Before/After

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'