Experimental Chef Pillows

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

Gourmet Pizza.

'She's been cooking U.F.O's, unidentified fried objects!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Man's cooking explodes.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Tzatzikicicle

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The Inexperienced Cook

'Diet considerations.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Funky Chef 2

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Cooking with Wine: "Oops! Almost split some in the food."

But I followed the recipe exactly.

Spatula Conductor

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Onion Guillotine

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."