Cooking Experiments Pillows

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Diet considerations.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

Tzatzikicicle

Avocado Timeline

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Funky Chef 2

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Post Game Day Betting.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."