Experimenting In The Kitchen Pillows

"I was a hopeless cook before the lockdown. . . I didn't even know how much vodka to put in the scrambled eggs."

"And now from downtown!"

"Al dente!"

'What happened to you?'

Husband makes breakfast

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

"I thought I'd try my hand at bread making!"

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Before/After

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Tzatzikicicle

Cookie Surveillance

'Diet considerations.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Then add one extra large egg..."