Experimenting In The Kitchen Mugs

"I was a hopeless cook before the lockdown. . . I didn't even know how much vodka to put in the scrambled eggs."

"And now from downtown!"

"Al dente!"

'What happened to you?'

Husband makes breakfast

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

"I thought I'd try my hand at bread making!"

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Before/After

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

The Inexperienced Cook

Cookie Surveillance

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Diet considerations.'

Tzatzikicicle

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'