Experimenting With Food Mugs

"Tuna Colada"

"If you have any of our genetically-modified specials, we'd like to know if you have any interesting reactions,"

'I think you've just invented a mysterious fifth food group.'

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Man's cooking explodes.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ten out of ten for effort...

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

The Inexperienced Cook

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Tzatzikicicle

'Diet considerations.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Funky Chef 2

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

Cooking with Wine: "Oops! Almost split some in the food."

But I followed the recipe exactly.