Experimenting In Cooking Mugs

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Ten out of ten for effort...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Diet considerations.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Tzatzikicicle

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

The Inexperienced Cook

Avocado Timeline

Funky Chef 2

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Post Game Day Betting.