Experimenting With Recipes Mugs

'The flavour of this is great so far - pass the pickled onions and rasberry jam.'

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Before/After

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Diet considerations.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

The Inexperienced Cook

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I'm unable to process this image."

Tzatzikicicle

Avocado Timeline

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Post Game Day Betting.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Onion Guillotine