Experimenting With Recipes T-Shirts

'The flavour of this is great so far - pass the pickled onions and rasberry jam.'

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Man's cooking explodes.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Diet considerations.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

Tzatzikicicle

The Inexperienced Cook

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Avocado Timeline

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Post Game Day Betting.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."