Recipe Exploring T-Shirts

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Important Food Groups

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

French wine

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Sauce for the Goose

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Before/After

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'