Recipe Exploring T-Shirts

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Before/After

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Sauce for the Goose

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

French wine

Important Food Groups