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ALPHABET SOUP, Now with more vowels.

"It's exactly how Jamie Oliver would make it if he couldn't afford half the ingredients either!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

French wine

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Important Food Groups

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"