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'I can't understand how we've managed to spoil the broth.'

Young Professional Recipe Test

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."

Chef

When Tia Carmen says..."A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" it means...she shared her tripe and onion recipe with the new neighbors."

"Do we have a recipe for rabbit with vegetable stuffing?"

The Inexperienced Cook

'I'll just dumb this down for ten minutes...'

'I only tried out one recipe - then he had to go down with food-poisoning!'

From coach potato to kitchen potato!

"First you make a roux."

"This brand of sugar looks good. The first ingredient is whole wheat flour."

No, No, No, Yes, No, Banana Bread.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Come dine with me!

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cookbooks

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Your lobster was off!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Newt sale

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."