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"Your mother wants me to make parsnip soup. Would you Google and tell me what a parsnip is?"

"Funny, that's what Grandpa used to say."

Come dine with me!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Cook in the cookery section.

Tourist

The Inexperienced Cook

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"First you make a roux."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

She found baking helped enormously.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

Chef

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Emeril Lagasse

Secret Family Recipes

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Recipes.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."