Retro Cooking Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Church Basement Foodie

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Social Media

One Size Fits All.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Disco Dancing

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."