Retro Cuisine Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Diner.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Church Basement Foodie

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Technology hates me.'

Endangered Entrees

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'Village store and Food museum'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Sundial Watch

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!