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"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Your lobster was off!

Church Basement Foodie

Tourist

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Technology hates me.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Endangered Entrees

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty...'

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

King Madras

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'