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"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Your lobster was off!

Church Basement Foodie

Tourist

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'Technology hates me.'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Endangered Entrees

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty...'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

'Oh good. I was afraid it was meant for us.'

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'