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"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

Diner.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Tourist

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Technology hates me.'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

A teenager imagines how the world looked prior to the invention of the internet

'I think tonight's the night. He's taking me to a restaurant where they don't put butcher paper and crayons on your table.'

Retro-temoral Mailing Lists.

Reaching For Dentures

"Would you prefer the TV viewing or non-TV viewing section?"

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

'Would you like to go out to eat? Or would you rather fix supper?'

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