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Diner.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Technology hates me.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

I recommend the ketchup.

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"We take cash, credit, or you can watch our ad 92 times."

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

'Apple pie!'

Eat at Joe's Topless Diner.

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

"This place was better before they tore it down."

Sign reads: 'K's Diner Voted Best Restaurant in Town!!'

"Peanut butter sandwich. Instant pudding. TV dinner. Canned soup. This is home-style cooking."

Grandma's Pies