Retro Diner Lover Pillows

Diner.

Robot Diner. I'll have the blackberries and cream.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Technology hates me.'

I recommend the ketchup.

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

Eat at Joe's Topless Diner.

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

'Apple pie!'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"We take cash, credit, or you can watch our ad 92 times."

"This place was better before they tore it down."

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."