Vintage Dining Lover Pillows

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Church Basement Foodie

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A chip off the old block...