Vintage Recipe Lover Pillows

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Church Basement Foodie

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Grandfather Clock