Retro Recipe Revivalist Pillows

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Blog Breakdown

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

How Gary got his groove back.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Old songs made new

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Solar Flares

Rescuing the Music Industry.

The last of the mullet.