Vintage Recipe Enthusiast Pillows

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

Church Basement Foodie

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Scales

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Endangered Entrees

'Village store and Food museum'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"How long have we been married?"

This might sting a little.

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

"Mmmmm, harissa dusted haricot vert. That sounds much more interesting than green beans with pepper powder."

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

Healthy Eating.

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

Health care success #3

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"It says the box contains all the ingredients needed for a delicious chicken dinner."

'You dope. You bought Hamburger Helper, but this is lamb.'

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

"Your mother wants me to make parsnip soup. Would you Google and tell me what a parsnip is?"

'...and we add a couple of drops of our secret, habit-forming ingredient to each order.'

"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."

'Edna's fish casserole dates to 1607 Jamestown, and the antidote to 1995, may clinic.'