Retro Recipe Revivalist Mugs

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Blog Breakdown

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

How Gary got his groove back.

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'He's a square!'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Solar Flares

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Tabby Road