Vintage Recipe Lover Mugs

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Church Basement Foodie

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'