Vintage Restaurant Lover Pillows

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Church Basement Foodie

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'