Vintage Lover Pillows

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

'Wo! Look at that thing! What a brilliant idea!'

Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'

"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"

Digital or analog elevators.

"iPad, huh? When I was your age, I remember getting hold of a piece of carbon paper once. Amused myself for days after I figured out how it worked."

Oyster Vendor

"Of course I hung out with my friends when I was young...at the clothesline"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.

"No, we may not take Grandpa to Antiques Roadshow."

"You can't thank Grandmom with a tweet! She deserves the respect of a good old fashioned email."

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

'Sir, comfortable chairs wear out. Only the very unconfortable become antiques.'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

"Washing instructions...don't"

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

Actualities - A pardonable mistake - chickens who think they have found the coop in which they spent the first days of thier lives

Pre-Bay

Omnibus conducter asking if any lady would sit outside to make room for a gentleman

Make do and mend

'Please go to the library and bring me a few education journals from the 80's. It seems everything old is new again.'

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

The Bottle - Drink is Brought out at Dinner

Alderman advising his son to put aside plenty of port in his youth

Swells - Men's Fashion

Recessionista Chic.

"I only wanted one pint today. Didn't you get my text message?"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale