Vintage Design Lover Pillows

"Reproduction furniture."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

High Riders of the Old West

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Vivienne Westwood

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Victorian Selfie

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Lovers in toile de jouy

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper