Vintage Theme Lover Pillows

"Just behave yourself. This is not a saloon."

Louis Armstrong

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Opening the Barrel

Victorian Selfie

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Vivienne Westwood

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!