Vintage Theme Lover Gifts

"Just behave yourself. This is not a saloon."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A Macaroni in 1772

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

High Riders of the Old West

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Victorian Selfie

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"