Vintage Lovers Gifts

"They, like, invented retro."

The Lost Tribe

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

Family sheltering beneath a woman's hat and the protruding bust and rear of her dress

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"'Dancing Queen' MY WOTSIT! Fiddle with your own cassette!"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Things of the past...

"My mom used to do all her texting on that."

Woman reading instruction manual on how to darn socks.

"Contact us on the mobile when you arrive"

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'When I was a lad we had to make our own entertainment.'

'Do you think Kevin has the right aptitude for this work?'

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

Girl warns little boy that she will give him to a 'great, big ugly man', refering to a fashionably dressed swell passing by

The Beard Movement

A Victorian pharmacist.

Great news! You set a record holding up the line in the post office? Better. I got my wanted picture in the post office. I'm like an old-time bad guy. It's awesome that at my age, I can still accomplish something of meaning. I wonder if I can bring down the internet. Dare to dream.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

"My girl left me for another Edward Hopper painting."

"Is Portugal still friendly?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'