Vintage Enthusiasts Gifts

'No doubt about it-his hearing's getting worse.'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

Road Safety

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Impractical House Keeping

Nothing Like Doing It Thoroughly.

"Let's skip this one. They may try to keep us."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"I my day we used real scotch."

Life Before Instagram

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

US Farmers Leaving the Dark 80's for the bright 90's

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

"Recession, depression, or panic, lingerie always gets hit first!"

Bathing Women

"We used to finish each other's sentences; now we start them."

It's called "plundering," not "antiquing"!

When it comes to getting women's phone numbers in bars, I still do it the old-fashioned way: I use a pen and paper, not a smartphone. I'm also a traditionalist when it comes to calling after the first date: I don

Duck in a bathtub

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"

"Oh dear, I'm afraid she's letting Mr. Cargill slip through her fingers."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety