Vintage Enthusiasts Pillows

'No doubt about it-his hearing's getting worse.'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

Road Safety

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Impractical House Keeping

Nothing Like Doing It Thoroughly.

"Let's skip this one. They may try to keep us."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"I my day we used real scotch."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

US Farmers Leaving the Dark 80's for the bright 90's

"Recession, depression, or panic, lingerie always gets hit first!"

Bathing Women

"We used to finish each other's sentences; now we start them."

Duck in a bathtub

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"

"Oh dear, I'm afraid she's letting Mr. Cargill slip through her fingers."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'