Vintage Collector Enthusiast Gifts

"Ever since that new, lighter club came out, I'm stuck with this heavy club that I can't even give away."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Diner.

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Early Colour TV

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Grandma's caf

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

You had me at vintage.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

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