Collector Enthusiast Gifts

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Doulton Canada Geese

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Over-reaction Man.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"We never talk anymore."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Pre-Bay

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Artisanal Pottery