Collectibles Aficionado Gifts

Stamp Collecting

Olympic Torch.

Second hand furniture.

The Rubber Ball Company

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

You had me at vintage.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'I can change! I swear!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'