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A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Trump Poutine

The Gladiator.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Keep on Truckin.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Doulton Canada Geese

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Newest items from the cooler image

"No not the puppy please"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Over-reaction Man.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'