Collectibles Fan Gifts

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Trump Poutine

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Keep on Truckin.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"It makes you look old."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Doulton Canada Geese

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Over-reaction Man.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"No not the puppy please"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Leonard Nimoy

Newest items from the cooler image

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'